Leonardo DiCaprio loves hoggin’ around models in bikinis. Last time we saw him he was spitting his “you know, I don’t even work out” game at a 4th of July bash and sadly, it worked. As douchey as they may seem, he and his pussy posse slay more vagina than a hundred Scott Disicks. They also remain the only bro-squad on the planet that will fight you for denying climate change.
My only question is, what the hell is going on in this picture??
Tobey: “I think Morning View was a real watershed moment for Incubus, it really established them as a band that transcended early 2000’s alt-rock HOLY SHIT, LEO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!”
Leo: “SPIT IT OUT!! She just swallowed an ice cube, THIS IS WHY THE EARTH IS GETTING HOTTER!”
Tobey: “Christ, not again…”